Australian Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce has said that Johnny Depp must return his two dogs to California within fifty hours after they bypassed quarantine officials on a private plane. Failure to do so will result in the dogs being put down. Kris, Nathan and Jack weigh in on this topic after a delightful chicken schnitzel lunch at the Empire Hotel. You should let us know what you think should happen to Johnny Depp’s Dogs!
- Meanwhile…. DENMARK has passed a new law banning beastiality
- Caramello Koala’s have shrunk again in size.
- Man sets himself on fire over the 1%
- We read a build up of fan emails from Dr. Vindis, Davian Dent, Travis Wilson & Tanya Loika
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